Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me
psyducker:

god dammit jem not again

psyducker:

god dammit jem not again

(Source: snickidoodle)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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(Source: joshpeck)

(Source: bryko)

annabellehector:

Birth control

annabellehector:

Birth control

(Source: memewhore)

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(Source: skypestripper)